THE NUMBER OF DRAFTS I HAVE BEFORE I ACTUALLY POST MY FIRST LIST
And other anxieties about posting my first list
- •Wait.... 7 ... Counting this one
- •Which one should I post first?
- •I'm not as funny as Nicky Kraft
- •Fuck I'm nervous
- •I can think of titles for lists... Does that count?
- •Nope, no one cares
- •I'd rather sing the national anthem in an unfavorable key in front of a million people than post a list
- •Ooh! That's my next list: things I'd rather do than post my first list
- •Why is this so scary?
- •THE PRESSURE!!!!!!!