10 REASONS THAT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED FROM MY JOB A LONG TIME AGO

I can't believe that I haven't been fired yet for all the stupid things I've done.
  1. Cody told me that Orange Crush and C-Plus taste the same. No they do not.
  2. I was tired
  3. Chantal asked me if I ever wondered what size of adult diaper I was. Well then I just had to find out.
  4. Oops. It was just a little spill of 25kgs of sugar. No biggie.
  5. I just love to dress up
  6. Anyone want to bowl a few frames?
  7. I'm never on time
  8. My unconventional methods of getting the job done
  9. Nice ass crack
  10. I really didn't mean to