Yeah, I bet no one else on this app is going to make a list like this
  1. Naso. Because everyone wants to talk about unfaithful women exploding!
  2. Tazria. Because menstruation is grody enough without having to talk about it in front of your grandparents on a Saturday morning.
  3. Vayishlach. Because you won't talk about the rape, realistically, given the cool angel scene you could talk about instead.
  4. Chayei Sarah. Especially if your name is Sarah, and you're all excited about talking about the life of someone named Sarah, but then she dies in the first sentence and the whole thing is about some bitch named Rebecca.