ACTORS THAT WILL MAKE ME MORE LIKELY TO SEE A MOVIE
AKA hot people who lucked out on the talent front
- •Leonardo DiCaprioThis is a no-brainier. Romeo + Juliet should be called Leo + His Beautiful Face. I even watch his films where he looks haggard and old because those are usually the ones he could potentially win an Oscar for.
- •Keira KnightleyBesides being a period piece queen, Keira Knightley is the exact physical opposite of me so watching her movies makes me even further removed from reality. Just the way I like it.
- •Joseph Gordon-LevittWhat a doll! JGL is dream boyfriend material even when he's manic pixie dreamgirling the hell outta whichever brunette with bangs he's romancing.
- •Melanie LaurentPicture everything I said about Keira, but set in FRANCE.
- •Christoph WaltzIf there was ever a man who was both tiny and terrifying (AND weirdly attractive if I'm being really honest) it's this dude.
- •Anne HathawayThree words: Princess of Genovia.
- •Daniel RadcliffeOkay I haven't seen Horns but that's only because it almost too unrealistic and that's saying something for a guy who played a literal wizard.