AKA hot people who lucked out on the talent front
  1. Leonardo DiCaprio
    This is a no-brainier. Romeo + Juliet should be called Leo + His Beautiful Face. I even watch his films where he looks haggard and old because those are usually the ones he could potentially win an Oscar for.
  2. Keira Knightley
    Besides being a period piece queen, Keira Knightley is the exact physical opposite of me so watching her movies makes me even further removed from reality. Just the way I like it.
  3. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
    What a doll! JGL is dream boyfriend material even when he's manic pixie dreamgirling the hell outta whichever brunette with bangs he's romancing.
  4. Melanie Laurent
    Picture everything I said about Keira, but set in FRANCE.
  5. Christoph Waltz
    If there was ever a man who was both tiny and terrifying (AND weirdly attractive if I'm being really honest) it's this dude.
  6. Anne Hathaway
    Three words: Princess of Genovia.
  7. Daniel Radcliffe
    Okay I haven't seen Horns but that's only because it almost too unrealistic and that's saying something for a guy who played a literal wizard.