REASONS I NEVER UPDATE MY APPS
Surely I'm not the only one...
- •Out of 50 downloaded apps, 41 need updated.
- •I'm lazy.
- •I subconsciously like stress?Probably not.
- •It requires too much time.
- •It requires too much effort.Opening the App Store and pressing one button is hard.....
- •Procrastination.It's almost relaxing knowing there is always one more thing I could be doing.
- •Change is hard.Twitter changed "favorites" to "likes" and I'm still bitter.
- •I like freaking people out when they look at my phone."41??? How do you live with yourself?" Inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide, my friend. Science 101.
- •I honestly forget.I know there is a two-digit number in the middle of my home screen, but my eyes hardly notice and my brain doesn't seem to mind.
- •I'm lazy.That's all.