REASONS I NEVER UPDATE MY APPS

Surely I'm not the only one...
  1. Out of 50 downloaded apps, 41 need updated.
  2. I'm lazy.
  3. I subconsciously like stress?
    Probably not.
  4. It requires too much time.
  5. It requires too much effort.
    Opening the App Store and pressing one button is hard.....
  6. Procrastination.
    It's almost relaxing knowing there is always one more thing I could be doing.
  7. Change is hard.
    Twitter changed "favorites" to "likes" and I'm still bitter.
  8. I like freaking people out when they look at my phone.
    "41??? How do you live with yourself?" Inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide, my friend. Science 101.
  9. I honestly forget.
    I know there is a two-digit number in the middle of my home screen, but my eyes hardly notice and my brain doesn't seem to mind.
  10. I'm lazy.
    That's all.