HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE A REGULAR

I've spent the last six weeks at my parents' house in Michigan. In the past two weeks alone we have been to the sit-down Mexican restaurant in their town five times. In fourteen days.
  1. The waiter smiles shyly at you until you say nice to see you, again. Then he laughs.
  2. He brings a pitcher of margaritas to you with the chips and salsa.
  3. He knows exactly how many times to ask before you relent and order a second (or third) pitcher.
  4. You start thinking about carne asada when you wake up.