THINGS I'VE HEARD SINCE COMING HOME FOR #CHRISTMASVACATION -- PART 1

Back home with my parents. It's always entertaining. Also, these are all from today...
  1. "I feel like he has one foot on the banana peel and he doesn't even know it!" -- Mom
  2. "There's a Star Wars Mr. Potato? That's disgusting!" -- Mom
  3. "I watched that Dancing with the Stars once. It looked like they were doing some sort of sexual act. I'm no prude but that wasn't a dress she was wearing." -- Mom
  4. "Why do you have two wagons left and I only have one?!" -- Mom talking to the game on her iPhone
  5. "You thought I was the neighborhood pervert the way he looked at me!" -- Dad
  6. "Look at this flip flop Christmas tree on Facebook!" -- Dad. "I put it on Facebook," -- Mom. "Well I guess I'll like it then." -- Dad