THINGS OVERHEARD IN THE SMALL TOWN NAIL SALON ON NYE 2015
I'd been home at my parents' for just a few days when Dad says he needs a pedicure soon if my sister and I'd like to tag along. And yes, we got him hooked on the things.
- •*NSync blasting
- •"I butchered the chickens." "What do you mean butchered?" "Cut their heads off."
- •"I might still be an MMA fighter, someday." -- said with all seriousness by the man doing my toes. I've seen bigger guys in middle school.
- •Now Michael Jackson cause THRILLER.
- •"I wouldn't sell him eggs. I'd never see my cartons again!"
- •"My husband asked me to get a bottle of champagne at Kroger. I asked him why."
- •"Apparently somebody came by and scanned my purse and now they've stolen my identity!"
- •And now...BEAT IT.
- •"Is it alright if I use the cheese grater on you?" And no shit, he pulls out a hand grater.
- •More Justin Timberlake than I can tick off...oh wait...more MJ...