Things boys have said to me that have made my vagina a desert

  1. I know all the monologues from hamlet wanna hear
  2. I hate old people
  3. The only book I've found worth reading is The Fault in Our Stars
  4. I'm really good at oral look at my tongue
    *unfurls tongue like ancient scroll in the Kung fu panda movie*
  5. Man fuck my mom
  6. Where's my hug
    Both said by the same boy
  7. Call me dank daddy
  8. Ayn Rand is the only woman who matters
    I later had this boys dick in my mouth