"DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER LAUGHTER?!"
  1. Ben Fong-Torres
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    A little boring.
  2. Estrella Starr
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    Least interesting of the Band-Aids.
  3. Dennis Hope
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    Eh.
  4. Ed Vallencourt
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    Only has one line but it's one of the best parts of the movie.
  5. Vic Munoz
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    What a cutie.
  6. Polexia Aphrodesia
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    Not as cool as Sapphire, but not as lame as Estrella.
  7. Larry Fellows
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    Too cool for this band.
  8. Anita Miller
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    Introduced William to good music and therefore changed his whole life.
  9. Elaine Miller
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    Cool enough to let her son go on tour with a rock band.
  10. Dick Roswell
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    The glue of the band.
  11. Sapphire
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    Has some really great lines. Really cares about the music.
  12. Jeff Bebe
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    Honestly I could listen to Jason Lee talk all day. His voice is INCENDIARY. 😉
  13. Russell Hammond
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    A bit of an ass with the way he treats Penny and takes random Acid trips, but still really interesting.
  14. Penny Lane
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    A bit of a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, but damn if she's not the best MPDG ever.
  15. William Miller
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    So innocent and caring and dedicated to music.
  16. Lester Bangs
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    A legend.