Thank you for the request @veshecco, I should have seen it coming.
  1. Kevin Volchok
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    S C U M
  2. Oliver Trask
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    The actual worst
  3. Trey Atwood
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    Mmmmm whatcha saaaaayyyyyy
  4. Holly Fischer
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    Backstabber
  5. D.J.
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    Barely even a character. Just a "hot hot yard guy in the yard, who was hot," according to Summer.
  6. Johnny Harper
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    You're what made the show go downhill
  7. Caleb Nichol
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    Your eyes always reminded me of a shark idk why though
  8. Frank Atwood
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    Didn't really get to know him well enough to rank him any higher
  9. Gordon Bullit
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    Nice guy but annoying as all hell
  10. Che Cook
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    A bit much
  11. Theresa Diaz
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    You were alright I guess
  12. Alex Kelly
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    Clearly just a character designed to boost ratings and have Marissa kiss a girl but I didn't hate her
  13. Lindsay Gardner
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    SO NICE but girl, you weren't edgy enough for this show
  14. Zach Stevens
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    Good guy but NO ONE COMES BETWEEN SETH AND SUMMER LIKE THAT
  15. Jimmy Cooper
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    I honestly have no words. I can't remember any of your storylines except when you needed to borrow money from The Cohens and kissed a married woman so...
  16. Julie Cooper
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    Evil but also amazing. Also, you taught me what a booty call was back in 3rd grade/season 1 so thanks for that I guess?
  17. Kirsten Cohen
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    A little boring to me but also married Sandy and gave birth to Seth so that helps your ranking a little bit.
  18. Hailey Nichol
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    Wish we saw more of her
  19. Luke Ward
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    Started out awful, then got hilarious, then left too soon 😑
  20. Taylor Townsend
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    Unpopular opinion but Taylor wasn't THAT bad, and was actually really fun to watch.
  21. Kaitlin Cooper
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    All Kaitlin ever did was fuck shit up but damn she was entertaining to watch
  22. Anna Stern
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    2 cool 4 these California kidz
  23. Marissa Cooper
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    Problematic? You betcha. Do I still love her? Of course.
  24. Ryan Atwood
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    *broods and then saves Marissa from whatever trouble she's in* LOVE YOU, CHINO!
  25. Sandy Cohen
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    EYEBROWS
  26. Seth Cohen
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    I mean, he invented a holiday...
  27. Summer Roberts
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    Had the best character arc on the show and (along with Seth) had all the best lines.