Get Ready, Y'all

This new update is my dream and therefore, your worst nightmare.
  1. GET READY
  2. For live lists about how uncomfortable I am at family gatherings
  3. To find out how many concerts I go to AKA NEW UPDATES TO MY CONCERT LIST PRACTICALLY EVERY MONTH
  4. For live lists about Zoey 101 episodes
  5. For live lists about 10 Things I Hate About You and Can't Hardly Wait
  6. To see how much money I'm spending on enamel pins and vinyl records every month
  7. To see a running list of people who tell me I never smile/laugh and need to do it more
    Oohhh shit I'm gonna expose the hell out of those fuckers
  8. SO GET READY Y'ALL
  9. THE NEW UPDATE IS HERE
    Now gimme dat confetti!
  10. HELLS YEAH