It's Not A Real Wedding Unless...

Inspired by the wedding I went to last night. By these standards I have never been to a real wedding Y'ALL NEED TO STEP 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 UP.
  1. The bridesmaids do a choreographed dance to a Cheetah Girls song
    Or really any girl group but I just feel like an Amigas Cheetahs dance is appropriate for a wedding, ya know?
  2. A couple tries AND SUCCEEDS in doing the Dirty Dancing lift
    That last part is key.
  3. They play "You're The Inspiration" by Chicago
    @ ALL DJs OUT THERE: WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING ON THIS SONG? IT'S A CLASSIC.