Lists I Would Have Written in High School

Inspired by @torrami
  1. Fictional High Schools I Wish I Was Attending Instead of This Dump
    Mainly the schools from Freaks & Geeks and My So-Called Life
  2. Why I'm a brown bag-luncher for life
  3. Substitutes, ranked
  4. Songs I Played in Guitar Class Instead of Playing Greensleeves
    I took a beginning guitar class even though I had been playing for years because I just needed an elective and figured it would be super easy. It was.
  5. Underrated Teachers
    Teachers that get too much shit just because their students think everyone in life is out to get them. Wrong, Jessica, you actually DESERVED that C on your Brave New World essay!
  6. GOOD Songs They Should Use for Sweep Music
    "Sweep music" was what played when you had 1 minute to get to class. That Blues Traveler song would come on and everyone would start running to class.
  7. What My Homeroom Does When Your Homeroom is Actually Learning
    My homeroom was always our school's news team, which I loved because we would film the news for 15 minutes and then just eat snacks, watch Netflix, and my favorite, walk around with a camera so it looked like we were filming for a news story, but we were really just wasting time.
  8. Favorite Snacks to Buy at the Caddy Shack
    The Caddy Shack was just a student store with a bunch of snacks. I think it's actually supposed to be spelled "Catty" because our mascot was a mountain lion, but i'll always spell it as the golf term.
  9. List of People Who Referred to Me as "Quiet,Shy,etc." Today
    "You never talk!" WE ARE NOT FRIENDS AND I DON'T LIKE YOU I AM NOT GOING TO TALK TO YOU.
  10. My Dream High School Clique
    With characters from high school tv shows including Willow from Buffy, Bill from Freaks and Geeks, and Seth Cohen from The O.C.
  11. Books I Was Supposed to Read for Class But Never Did