You were my favorite part of college. 😢
  1. At first you disappointed me by not having chalupas.
  2. But then you gave me gorditas, which are NOT the same like the employee told me, but were good enough for this hungry college freshman.
  3. We had a lot of good times over the past 3 years, and several of your employees got to know me as a familiar face.
    Especially this year when I started coming to you (at least) once a week.
  4. And today, on your final day before being replaced by a dining hall expansion, your employee deemed me worthy enough for my last meal with you to be on the house.
    "It's on the house." "Really?" "Yeah, you come here a lot. It's cool."
  5. I'll never forget you, MU Taco Bell. Thank you for everything.