My Thoughts While Watching The Pilot of 7th Heaven

WHERE CAN YOU GOOOOOOO WHEN THE WORLD DON'T TREAT YOU RIGHT? So I used to watch 7th Heaven all the time with my mom as a kid but I've never seen the pilot or even the earlier seasons and actually I only remember a few things about this show so I'm gonna document my thoughts while I watch the pilot.
  1. *watches credits* BITCH WTF WHERE IS HAPPY (the dog)?!
  2. Ohhh Simon keeps asking if they can get a dog. They don't have Happy yet!
    Phew!
  3. Why does Matt look like 30?
    He's supposed to be a junior in high school. 😒
  4. This mom is a boss.
    She's fixing the sink because she don't need no man. Speaking of her man...
  5. It's a little creepy seeing the dad now after all that sexual abuse stuff came out.
    YIKES
  6. I don't remember Mary being into basketball.
  7. Lucy is adorable.
  8. The dude Mary has a crush on is that dude who hit on Shawn on Boy Meets World when he was in drag and wouldn't take no for an answer so I HATE HIM.
  9. God bless this mom for defending Mary for wanting to kiss someone and calling Matt & dad on their BS.
  10. Can we get to Happy already?
  11. LUCY GOT HER PERIOD! 🎉🎉🎉
  12. Just realized I haven't said anything about Ruthie yet but that's because she's too young to do anything interesting right now.
  13. All I think of when I see Simon is that lackluster spin-off Richie Rich movie he was in.
  14. Why does Matt have the same haircut as Eric from Boy Meets World?
  15. HAPPY IS HERE!!!
  16. I can't wait until Simon starts wearing an earring.
    Which season is that? How long until Simon gets edgy?
  17. Grandma has cancer 😱😥
  18. And now all the kids are playing outside.
  19. What a happy family with so much drama their about to face over the next 11 seasons but it's all gonna be okay because they have each other!
  20. FREEZE FRAME
  21. FADE TO BLACK
  22. EXECUTIVE PRODUCER BRENDA HAMPTON