Old Food Mascots: Where Are They Now?

  1. Arby's Oven Mitt
    Doing stand up comedy in LA.
  2. Burger King Kids Club Gang
    Some went off to college, some got married, but mostly they just deal with constantly getting confused for the Recess gang. They still get the gang back together every few years to reminisce.
  3. Cheesasaurus Rex
    Auditioned for a role in Jurassic World but didn't make the cut. He's shifted his focus to TV and has been auditioning more than ever this pilot season.
  4. Campbell's Soup Kids
    These kids are actually Hansel & Gretel and were eaten by a witch.
  5. Punchy
    In prison for assault and battery.
  6. Mr. Owl
    Living in an Oak tree hospice and has to register as a sex offender for life.
  7. Chips Ahoy Guy
    Tried to start a rap career, but it never really got off the ground. Download his mixtapes on bandcamp! He needs the money to get out of his parents' basement.
  8. Chip the Dog
    Lives in a small dog house. Smokes 10 packs a day to cope with the fact that his cousin, Chip the Wolf, took his place as spokes-animal for the most unhealthy cereal of all time.
  9. Pizza Noid
    Tours the country on a vespa visiting Domino's locations in hopes to sign autographs and take photos with fans, but just ends up talking to Domino's employees while they're on their smoke break.
  10. Taco Bell dog
    😭😭😭 WE MISS YOU BUDDY! 😭😭😭