Things I Don't Trust

  1. 2 in 1 shampoo & conditioners
    DON'T TRUST IT
  2. People who "don't watch TV"
    DON'T TRUST IT
  3. Ryan Murphy
    DON'T TRUST YOU SINCE GLEE SEASON 2 AND AHS FREAK SHOW
  4. Meat in microwavable meals
    DON'T TRUST IT
  5. Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank
    DON'T TRUST IT
  6. Brad Pitt
    DON'T TRUST YOU SINCE JENNIFER
  7. Fox
    DON'T TRUST YOU SINCE YOU CANCELLED FIREFLY AND ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
  8. Conan O'Brien
    I DON'T KNOW YOU JUST SEEM SHIFTY TO ME