THINGS MY FRIEND JUAN SAYS
Please welcome my very colorful and eloquent friend @Juan23 to the list app! Go follow him and talk to him about Like Mike and Neve Campbell!
- •"I'm not buying a bouquet for a second rate actor."
- •"Is Julia Roberts actually a good actress? I can't tell anymore."
- •"I started watching Unstoppable Amy Schumer."He of course meant Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
- •"I've been watching Like Mike clips. Like, I've literally been looking up clips from the movie."
- •"That guy over there looks like Jim." "That is Jim." "Ohhhhhh."
- •"If you're Obama's kids you can beet Meyonce."Obviously meant "meet Beyonce"
- •"What's cool about me is if I get kidnapped and they duct tape me, and they don't turn on some AC, I'm so sweaty, I'll escape."
- •"There must be something in my throat because I can't sustain the high notes that I usually can."
- •"If you hate Neve Campbell, you're wrong."