Things That Make Me Go Full-On Jim Halpert

  1. "I read a really interesting article about..."
  2. This old man at CVS who passive agressively got mad at an old woman for going to the new open register before him
    "I was waiting longer. Thanks a lot." CALM DOWN SIR
  3. This CVS pharmacist who was apparently practicing his stand up routine as he gave me my flu shot
  4. When I see my neighbor's Christmas lights already up
    IT'S THE SECOND WEEK OF NOVEMBER CONTROL YOURSELF PLEASE
  5. When some guy I'd never met before chimed in on me and my friends' conversation about old Disney movies: "Remember that Disney Channel movie Hounded?" Me: "Yeah with Shia LaBeouf." "Hahahahahaha no! That's Even Stevens!!!"
    DO NOT QUESTION MY DCOM KNOWLEDGE YOU PEASANT
  6. "Sarah never smile/laughs"
  7. Anything Trump says
  8. When my dad tells my mom our puppy has been "good today" after the puppy just bit me 5 times
  9. When I wanna relax and watch Boy Meets World, but it's the episode where Shawn joins a cult