Things That Make Me Go Full-On Jim Halpert
- •"I read a really interesting article about..."
- •This old man at CVS who passive agressively got mad at an old woman for going to the new open register before him"I was waiting longer. Thanks a lot." CALM DOWN SIR
- •This CVS pharmacist who was apparently practicing his stand up routine as he gave me my flu shot
- •When I see my neighbor's Christmas lights already upIT'S THE SECOND WEEK OF NOVEMBER CONTROL YOURSELF PLEASE
- •When some guy I'd never met before chimed in on me and my friends' conversation about old Disney movies: "Remember that Disney Channel movie Hounded?" Me: "Yeah with Shia LaBeouf." "Hahahahahaha no! That's Even Stevens!!!"DO NOT QUESTION MY DCOM KNOWLEDGE YOU PEASANT
- •"Sarah never smile/laughs"
- •Anything Trump says
- •When my dad tells my mom our puppy has been "good today" after the puppy just bit me 5 times
- •When I wanna relax and watch Boy Meets World, but it's the episode where Shawn joins a cult