THOUGHTS I HAD DURING 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE

Spoilers, obviously.
  1. 1.
    This better be better than the first Cloverfield
  2. 2.
    What city is this in? All I know is there's a bridge there. Lots of places have bridges. Give me more info.
  3. 3.
    Just crash your car already, we all know it's gonna happen. Let's get to John Goodman.
  4. 4.
    Mary Elizabeth Winstead is great. I am going to think of this movie as an unofficial continuation of her character from Sky High.
  5. 5.
    When was the last time I saw a John Goodman movie?
    Monsters Inc., obviously.
  6. 6.
    I don't understand what's happening but I like it so far.
  7. 7.
    JOHN GOODMAN'S LINE ABOUT OWNING SEVERAL DVDs AND VHS CASSETTES SHOULD BE MY NEW INSTAGRAM BIO
  8. 8.
    You won't like John Goodman when he's angry! Stop trying to steal his keys! But i'm also rooting for Michelle because I don't trust John Goodman?!
  9. 9.
    I'm also going to think of this movie as an unofficial continuation of John Goodman's character from The Big Lebowski.
  10. 10.
    This is like a creepy episode of Roseanne where Roseanne goes away for a few months and Dan is left to look after the kids but he snaps and he puts them on house arrest because he thinks their neighbor Kathy is going to kill them all.
  11. 11.
    That woman's skin is messed up and John Goodman may be creepy but he is right and is basically saying "I told you so" with his eyes to Michelle.
  12. 12.
    A life full of puzzles and VHS cassettes and John Goodman dancing to jukebox music doesn't look all that bad.
  13. 13.
    I'm glad this whole montage that they used in the trailer is actually intact in the final movie.
  14. 14.
    This drunk girl next to me in the theater needs to shut up.
    During the Catchphrase scene where Howard is guessing for the clue "he sees you when you're sleeping," this girl keeps shouting "IT'S GOD! IT'S GOD! IT'S CLEARLY GOD!" while her friend tried to get her to be quiet. Thanks for trying, friend. Also, it is clearly SANTA, not GOD.
  15. 15.
    Was Megan the same girl in that second photo or not? They didn't show it for long enough and now I am back to being confused.
  16. 16.
    Howard, don't get mad at Emmett for getting Sixteen Candles and Pretty In Pink confused. EVERYONE CONFUSES THEM.
    Even Molly Ringwald, probably.
  17. 17.
    I knew that shower curtain would come back at some point.
  18. 18.
    This scene where Emmett is taking the fall for Michelle is VERY INTENSE but I can't enjoy it because THE DRUNK GIRL STRIKES AGAIN!
    This time she pulls out her very bright phone RIGHT when Emmett gets shot. Again, her friend tries to help her. Ugh.
  19. 19.
    I'm rooting for you, Gwen Grayson- I mean, Michelle!
  20. 20.
    THIS DRUNK GIRL ALMOST GRABBED MY ICEE THINKING IT WAS HER DRINK IF SHE TOUCHES IT I WILL GET THE MANAGER I SWEAR TO GOD SHE NEEDS TO LEAVE
  21. 21.
    Half-acid burned John Goodman is a nightmare I will be having every night from now on.
  22. 22.
    Ahhh they brought the whole freezing a lock off thing back! CLEVER.
    That sounded sarcastic but I meant it sincerely.
  23. 23.
    I kind of believe that the air is toxic but if it is that's also kind of a lame and boring ending but this movie has been so stressful due to both its plot and this drunk girl next to me SO I WILL TAKE IT, J.J.
    Technically this should be directed at Dan Trachtenberg and the writers since J.J. only produced the movie, but "I will take it, J.J." just has a nice ring to it.
  24. 24.
    Wasn't Bradley Cooper supposed to be in this?! Is he gonna pop out as a victim of the toxic air?
  25. 25.
    FUCKING ALIENS I KNEW IT J.J.
  26. 26.
    Also Michelle can't catch a break.
  27. 27.
    Also are these the same aliens from War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise? Because they have similar tentacles.
  28. 28.
    HOWARD WAS RIGHT THE SPACE WORMS ARE REAL.
    I think they look more like rollie pollies to be honest.
  29. 29.
    A lot is happening. I just want these alien things gone already. Please. They are ugly and I am very anxious PLEASE KILL IT MICHELLE.
  30. 30.
    HELL YES MICHELLE THANK YOU
  31. 31.
    Michelle I get that you want to help people medically and everything, but do you have experience doing that? You gave Howard stitches once. And you can sew I guess because of fashion? But yay go help people, yeah!
  32. 32.
    This movie was really good and very stressful. I'm glad it's over.
  33. 33.
    This drunk girl needs to not touch me while she walks past me to leave.
  34. 34.
    My friend has just informed me that Bradley Cooper was Michelle's fiancé on the phone. Yeah sure I guess that counts, Bradley.
  35. 35.
    9/10 and I will never forget that drunk girl for as long as I live.