Witch Better Have My Money: Witches, Ranked By How Quickly They'd Pay Me Back After Borrowing Money

It's the spookiest month of the year, y'all!
  1. 25.
    Professor Umbridge
    Obviously would never under any circumstance pay me back because she is the DEVIL.
  2. 24.
    Wicked Witch of the West
    Would take my money and spend it on surgery to make her skin invincible to water. The surgery would not take and I would not be repaid.
  3. 23.
    Sanderson sisters
    Money would turn to dust with their bodies at sunrise.
  4. 22.
    Bellatrix Lestrange
    We'd make the unbreakable vow and she still wouldn't care enough to repay me.
  5. 21.
    Glinda, The Good Witch of the North
    I know she's the good witch, but she's so good at disappearing that I'm sure she'd take the money and run-or float, I guess.
  6. 20.
    The Craft girls
    Sarah, Bonnie, & Rochelle would want to pay me back but Nancy would scare them out of it and take the money for herself.
  7. 19.
    Sally & Gillian Owens
    A little too busy dealing with men and death etc.
  8. 18.
    Hilda Spellman
    She would forget but probably give me an antique clock 30 years later to make up for it.
  9. 17.
    Would spend it all on candy. Understandable. She also has no income, so...
  10. 16.
    Luna Lovegood
    Would honestly just forget but would also be a friend to me for eternity which is worth any amount of money.
  11. 15.
    AHS Coven girls
    Would blow all the money on bowler hats.
  12. 14.
    Louise Miller
    Too busy with trying to be popular to focus on paying me back, but would do it after she's done worrying about prom and participating in 80s music montages.
  13. 13.
    Halliwell sisters
    I still haven't seen the show, but i'm guessing they're busy saving the world or something.
  14. 12.
    Alex & Camyrn
    Too busy trying to save Coventry from that guy who played the professor Kelly dated on Saved By The Bell: College Years.
  15. 11.
    Sabrina Spellman
    She'd cast some spell on me to make me forget she owes me any money.
  16. 10.
    Aggie Cromwell
    She'd distract me with her sweetness and innocence and I would tell her not to worry about paying me back.
  17. 9.
    Professor McGonagall
    Would turn into a cat every time she saw me to avoid confrontation until 2 weeks later when she'd finally pay me back with money she got from selling a broom she confiscated from a student.
  18. 8.
    Marnie Piper
    Would pay me back, but in Halloweentown money. I DON'T KNOW THE EXCHANGE RATE, MARNIE.
  19. 7.
    Willow Rosenberg
    Would struggle to stop spending all of her money on stuff at The Magic Box for a week or two, then would finally pay me back due to an intervention from the rest of the Scooby Gang.
  20. 6.
    Samantha Stephens
    Would pay me back at the end of the week after dealing with all her family hijinks.
  21. 5.
    Ginny Weasley
    Takes a week to pay me back and also throws in some stuff from Fred & George's shop.
  22. 4.
    Molly Weasley
    Pays me back in baked goods, which I am very okay with.
  23. 3.
    Zelda Spellman
    Pays me back within a week and invites me to her Nobel Prize acceptance ceremony as a thank you because she knows I love free finger sandwiches.
  24. 2.
    Tara Maclay
    Pays me back within a few days and apologizes incessantly for how long it took. I hug her and tell her to keep it because she is a precious human who needs to be protected.
  25. 1.
    Hermione Granger
    Would definitely keep her word, and even pay me interest she calculated over the 3 days it took her to pay me back that I didn't even ask for.