WHY 4PM IS THE WORST

Hell, thy name is late afternoon
  1. It's not dinner
  2. I already had a snack
  3. Lunch was four hours ago
  4. The house is at maximum mess
  5. The mail came (with bills)
  6. I'm thinking things like "Should I do a newsletter?" "How do you even like get on panels anyway?" "Did I brush my teeth today?" "Is Immanuel Kant like, a math philopsher?" "How do you spell philosopher?" And "why isn't it time for dinner?"
  7. The dog is super invested in barking at returning neighbors
  8. Oh hey, look, it's 5!