THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR
happy thanksgiving to turkeys everywhere
- •The List Appnotice me, BJ Novak!
- •Advil and waterlet's also be thankful I survived last night
- •Grandma Dee's sassof course she called me out for being hungover at breakfast
- •global warmingsorry, penguins.
- •Thanksgiving deadlinesspecial thanks to my editor!
- •red winethis is a family gathering, after all
- •familybecause I'm stuck with them
- •friendsbecause they're stuck with me
- •the fact that Kody didn't attack the other dog that crashed breakfastwhen your dog is in denial that he's a dog, it can be problematic
- •headphonesfor when sisters are being sisters
- •employmentfinally, escape from the pointed, "do you have a job yet?"
- •Tom Bradyin Brady we trust
- •the fact that I'll be moving out soonit's nothing personal, Mom!
- •The List AppBJ, you seriously need me on your team. let's talk.