REASONS TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND

Dealbreakers!!!
  1. He doesn't respond to a call/text after one minute
  2. He tells you you eat too much candy
  3. He doesn't want to watch Gilmore Girls
  4. You ask how you look & he says "funky"
  5. He has had sex with someone else before
  6. He suggests you take a shower every day
  7. He annoys you for like one second