FOURTH GRADE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT THE CANDIDATES

They have a lot of serious thoughts
  1. You know that nice man with the gray hair?
    Bernie Sanders? Yes. I like him the best, I want him to win
  2. He will win because it's just numbers guys
    And he has 55% of the votes!
  3. If Donald Trump wins, I am moving out of this world!
  4. He won't win because 95% of the world hates him!
  5. He wants to build a wall and kick out everyone who is not American!
    So, like, all of our ancestors don't even matter?
  6. If he wins, the Queen of England says she's going to take us back
    We might want to start working on our accents, guys!
  7. If he kicks out all the Spanish people we're going to be very lonely, no offense