FOURTH GRADE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT THE CANDIDATES
They have a lot of serious thoughts
- •You know that nice man with the gray hair?Bernie Sanders? Yes. I like him the best, I want him to win
- •He will win because it's just numbers guysAnd he has 55% of the votes!
- •If Donald Trump wins, I am moving out of this world!
- •He won't win because 95% of the world hates him!
- •He wants to build a wall and kick out everyone who is not American!So, like, all of our ancestors don't even matter?
- •If he wins, the Queen of England says she's going to take us backWe might want to start working on our accents, guys!
- •If he kicks out all the Spanish people we're going to be very lonely, no offense