I HATE WHEN MY HUSBAND DRIVES MY CAR

Heading a couple hours down the road for Thanksgiving. We never take my car on family trips but today.... This is what I hear:
  1. Do the brakes always do this?
    Do what? I don't use the brakes much I guess
  2. Does it always ride this loud?
    Yes, I've been telling you
  3. How do you deal with this center console? It's pressing into my knee?
    I guess my legs just fit under the steering well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  4. Man, I might need to take this in to get it looked at. Might need new tires
    Ok, dear
  5. I guess I need to ride around in this car more often. I'd hear these things sooner
    NOOOOO!!!!