Inspired by @amber
  1. me when I went away for drug trafficking probably
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  2. just on a super awesome green juice cleanse
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  3. that time I cut bangs
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  4. my hair used to be curly when I was in college in Vermont, I think
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  5. on Dateline - they also gave me one of those disguised voices that sounds like an extra creepy robot. Not cute.
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  6. obvs the real me
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  7. Ack!!!! Gah! - how will I ever un-see this?? 😱
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