SO I USED THE NEW IMAGE SEARCH FEATURE TO SEARCH MYSELF AND HERE'S WHAT CAME UP

Inspired by @amber
  1. me when I went away for drug trafficking probably
  2. just on a super awesome green juice cleanse
  3. that time I cut bangs
  4. my hair used to be curly when I was in college in Vermont, I think
  5. on Dateline - they also gave me one of those disguised voices that sounds like an extra creepy robot. Not cute.
  6. obvs the real me
  7. Ack!!!! Gah! - how will I ever un-see this?? 😱