THINGS THAT WOULD HAPPEN IF LIFE WAS PERFECT
- •B.J. Novak would screenshot my lists and send them to Mindy KalingThey laugh about them at brunch the next morning, they drink mimosas and cheers to my hilarity
- •My outfit and hair would always be "on fleek"
- •My cat would reply to me when I tell her my problems
- •My fridge would automatically restock with all the necessitiesGinger ale, white wine, apples + peanut butter and bacon