1. B.J. Novak would screenshot my lists and send them to Mindy Kaling
    They laugh about them at brunch the next morning, they drink mimosas and cheers to my hilarity
  2. My outfit and hair would always be "on fleek"
  3. My cat would reply to me when I tell her my problems
  4. My fridge would automatically restock with all the necessities
    Ginger ale, white wine, apples + peanut butter and bacon