Funny things people have said to me
- •"All I have to say about grocery shopping is if u don't go on Sunday, hope it's a good day"
- •"If u dressed up in yellow I could easily mistake u for a Ticonderoga pencil"
- •"Nana do you think I'm pretty?" "Well Sarah you're no Jennifer Lopez"
- •"Win if u can, lose if u must, but always cheat"
- •"It's only cheating if u get caught"
- •"Never bring a knife to a gun fight"
- •"If I guess ur card u have to kiss me" "you're not going to guess it, but okay" *guesses card*
- •"Sarah do u feel the Bern?" "No." "Oh I was gonna say, if u did u should go get that checked out. Probably a uti"