IMPOSSIBLE LIST ➕

  1. Flying in shorts and/or short sleeves
  2. Not q-tipping post shower
  3. Ordering bacon any way other than "well done"
  4. Doing a full face of make up on myself by myself
  5. Growing my fingernails long
  6. Staying awake for TV after 3 glasses of wine
  7. Not eating pizza in New York
  8. Not eating sushi in LA
  9. Not buying at least one other item when I go to Walgreens for a prescription
  10. Undertipping
    Suggested by   @mwepper
  11. Eating only one fry
    Suggested by   @oligear
  12. Sneezing with my eyes open
    Suggested by   @mallofamanda