WHEN BOYS ARE DISAPPOINTING

aka all the time
  1. When he likes Hamilton and is very smart and respects women and is good at driving (idk)
    And then he says he doesn't like to read which means he probably hasn't read Pride and Prejudice so like what even is the point?
  2. When he is very tall and also respects women and is very socially aware in general and likes Chance the Rapper and likes my tweets
    And then dates an annoying sophomore
  3. THIS IS WHY I DON'T TRY. HIGH SCHOOL BOYS ARE ETERNALLY DISAPPOINTING.
  4. (Sorry high school boys that follow me. You're probably fine.)