*Clicks Recorder*

  1. Practice self care EVERY DANG DAY, GOSH DANG IT. It's a matter of survival!
  2. Make your lunch now (evening) for tomorrow, your future self will thank you.
  3. Acknowledge has a C. And a K. And a D. Gawd.
  4. 8:00 AM: Take the chicken out of the freezer
    8:15 AM: leaves house, leaves chicken in freezer.
  5. Call your dad on Sunday. He called HIS on Sunday since you can remember. Continue the Sunday phone calls.
    Call your mom too, but only when you have 2 hours to spare.
  6. Don't drink that coffee!! Quitting caffeine was a b$@*# the first time. You don't need it anyway.
  7. Practice gratitude. Again. Again. Again.
  8. Mark Ruffalo already has a wife and children. That ship has sailed.
  9. Your pets are not humans. They don't feel human emotions. Stop projecting.
  10. Just kidding they totally do!!! 😄😝🙃
  11. Put your phone down and read a book. It's taking you way too long to get through that Jodi Picoult.
  12. Hey girl. You're doing a great job. I'm so proud of you!