This is an objective ranking, obviously.
  1. Retro: RIP.
  2. Static
  3. Static
    Meh. I'd rather eat a peppermint patty.
  4. Static
    They'll do in a pinch.
  5. Static
    Good in trail mix, have the cute factor.
  6. Static
    My undergrad college had a connection to the Mars family, who supplied tiny bags in our school colors to the admissions office. They were always available at school events. It was cute.
  7. Static
    I was advised to try these, thanks @elmospimpingme!!! The verdict: it's a toss-up, because I don't enjoy soft caramel on my teeth, but the flavor was great and I couldn't stop eating them in the car on my way home. They're addicting but I probably won't buy them again.
  8. Original
    Classic. Simple. Chocolate.
  9. Static
    I swear these taste better than the regular ones. Whatever. These are the first M&Ms I remember eating.
  10. Static
    Pictured with Reese's pieces to show THEY ARE VERY DIFFERENT. Love the crunchy/soft factor.
  11. Static
    The salty/sweet factor 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
  12. Static
    Call me old fashioned, these are the ones I constantly crave.
  13. Static
    Just like #2 but the scarcity factor makes them more desirable. And dark chocolate is my jam. And it's good for me, so. Healthy M&Ms for the win.