Types of Crackers, Ranked
Inspired by @ShawnKelly and @joemurphy I'm joining the melee and I'm doing it in a suspenseful manner.
- •Triscuits. There, I said it. 💥"What is this, dry grass?" -A consumer, 2014
- •All other crackers in the known universe, including Uncle Kracker.And oyster crackers
- •Cheese-itsDemoted only because I always eat so many that I feel sick.
- •NOT Honeymaid ok.
- •Fight me. These are delicious.
- •Animal crackers. Rank high for nostalgia and yum.If you bring me those chubby, hard, weird animal crackers you got at Costco I will throw them at you. Only Barnum's.
- •These dudesCHE 👏🏽DURRR 👏🏽
- •Ritz bitsCheese or peanut butter. Don't get carried away and try me with something like pizza flavored. 🙄
- •A solid silver medal for these guys. No hard feelings. Good game.
- •You knew this was coming. 🥇Original. Perfect crunch. Not too dry. Great with cheese. Compact. Humble. Flavorful. Timeless. 🎤 ⬇️💥