Types of Crackers, Ranked

Inspired by @ShawnKelly and @joemurphy I'm joining the melee and I'm doing it in a suspenseful manner.
  1. 10.
    Triscuits. There, I said it. 💥
    "What is this, dry grass?" -A consumer, 2014
  2. 9.
    All other crackers in the known universe, including Uncle Kracker.
    And oyster crackers
  3. 8.
    Cheese-its
    Demoted only because I always eat so many that I feel sick.
  4. 7.
    NOT Honeymaid ok.
  5. 6.
    Fight me. These are delicious.
  6. 5.
    Animal crackers. Rank high for nostalgia and yum.
    If you bring me those chubby, hard, weird animal crackers you got at Costco I will throw them at you. Only Barnum's.
  7. 4.
    These dudes
    CHE 👏🏽DURRR 👏🏽
  8. 3.
    Ritz bits
    Cheese or peanut butter. Don't get carried away and try me with something like pizza flavored. 🙄
  9. 2.
    A solid silver medal for these guys. No hard feelings. Good game.
  10. 1.
    You knew this was coming. 🥇
    Original. Perfect crunch. Not too dry. Great with cheese. Compact. Humble. Flavorful. Timeless. 🎤 ⬇️💥