Inspired by @ShawnKelly and @joemurphy I'm joining the melee and I'm doing it in a suspenseful manner.
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    Triscuits. There, I said it. 💥
    Static
    "What is this, dry grass?" -A consumer, 2014
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    All other crackers in the known universe, including Uncle Kracker.
    Static
    And oyster crackers
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    Cheese-its
    Static
    Demoted only because I always eat so many that I feel sick.
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    Static
    NOT Honeymaid ok.
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    Fight me. These are delicious.
    Static
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    Animal crackers. Rank high for nostalgia and yum.
    Static
    If you bring me those chubby, hard, weird animal crackers you got at Costco I will throw them at you. Only Barnum's.
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    These dudes
    Static
    CHE 👏🏽DURRR 👏🏽
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    Ritz bits
    Static
    Cheese or peanut butter. Don't get carried away and try me with something like pizza flavored. 🙄
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    A solid silver medal for these guys. No hard feelings. Good game.
    Static
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    You knew this was coming. 🥇
    Static
    Original. Perfect crunch. Not too dry. Great with cheese. Compact. Humble. Flavorful. Timeless. 🎤 ⬇️💥