BEST FRIENDS I USED TO HAVE AND WHERE I THINK THEY ARE NOW
Some of them I can't remember their last names (because what is a last name to kindergarteners?), some of their names are too common to be Google-able, and some of them must be in witness protection, so I have to guess what happened to them.
- •ElizabethOwner of a Successful Private Dental Practice in Sunnyvale. Married with Two Kids Who Play Violin. Sends Adorable Christmas Cards.
- •KathleenHR Manager in Seattle On the Fast Track to HR Success. Mourning Loss of Very Old and Beloved Cat. Looking for a Man with Clear Skin and Conscience.
- •TracyGoing to Night School to Become a Phlebotomist. Keeps Loose Change in a Jar to Donate to Women's Shelters. Obsessed with Trying New Anti-Wrinkle Creams.
- •HeatherSocial Worker Turned Zumba Instructor. Loves Melissa McCarthy Movies and Googling Fad Diets. Secretly Thinks Farmers Markets Are Overrated.