HEADLINES FOR MY SOLAR POWER CLIENT, WHICH I'M SAD TO SAY WERE REJECTED

It's okay. I'm brilliant on the inside.
  1. Turn Down For Watt
  2. Total Eclipse Of Your Utility Bill
  3. Do Work, Sun
  4. Make It Rain With Solar
  5. Don't Stare Directly At This Terrific Offer Or You Will Go Blind
  6. Shine On You Crazy Homeowners