- •Eating baby carrots straight from the bag at a bus stop while listening to a podcast episode entitled "Do I Hate Men?"
- •Stress eating my Bojangles breakfast sandwich because I am about to board a plane to National airport and they have informed us they are doing an extra ID check before anyone can board the plane.I've flown a lot and I've never had this happen SOS
- •Filling out my march madness bracket in the Politico pool.This is the most on brand thing I have ever done. I have reached peak me.
- •Sitting in a chair behind a podium (hiding) so I can catch up on social media and not talk to people