QUESTIONS I HAVE FOR THE GIRL WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR TO ME
- •Who spends that much time talking on the phone?You are on the phone like 24 hours a day
- •Are you aware that you speak very loudly into the phone?I'm sorry if your family/friends are hearing impaired but I really think you can bring it down a few decibels
- •What is your job?You are home all the time so whatever your job is, I want it
- •Why are you always asking follow up questions about people's reflexes?This is probably related to your job
- •Why did you end things with that guy you went on a few dates with?He seemed really nice. You should have given it a chance. I'm sure whoever you're talking to on the phone would agree.