QUESTIONS I HAVE FOR THE GIRL WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR TO ME

  1. Who spends that much time talking on the phone?
    You are on the phone like 24 hours a day
  2. Are you aware that you speak very loudly into the phone?
    I'm sorry if your family/friends are hearing impaired but I really think you can bring it down a few decibels
  3. What is your job?
    You are home all the time so whatever your job is, I want it
  4. Why are you always asking follow up questions about people's reflexes?
    This is probably related to your job
  5. Why did you end things with that guy you went on a few dates with?
    He seemed really nice. You should have given it a chance. I'm sure whoever you're talking to on the phone would agree.