1. Eating baby carrots straight from the bag at a bus stop while listening to a podcast episode entitled "Do I Hate Men?"
  2. Stress eating my Bojangles breakfast sandwich because I am about to board a plane to National airport and they have informed us they are doing an extra ID check before anyone can board the plane.
    I've flown a lot and I've never had this happen SOS
  3. Filling out my march madness bracket in the Politico pool.
    This is the most on brand thing I have ever done. I have reached peak me.
  4. Sitting in a chair behind a podium (hiding) so I can catch up on social media and not talk to people