All The Times Red Forman Threatened To Put His Foot In Someone's Ass

...And one from Kitty.
  1. "You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room."
  2. "You know, I oughta vandalize your ass with my foot."
  3. "May I suggest the footing of your ass?"
  4. "Hey, l'eggo my foot in your ass."
  5. "Well get it off, or you'll have a classic case of 'foot stuck in ass.'"
  6. "How would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?"
  7. "How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?"
  8. "How about I drive my foot into this thing called your ass?"
  9. "[There's counseling, hospitalization...] ...my foot kicking your ass..."
  10. "Get under there or you're gonna get a spider the size of my foot in your ass."
  11. "So you can either walk out of here on your own or you can hop out of here with my boot in your ass!"
  12. "You know, we can call in a specialist to find my foot in your ass."
  13. "Yeah well, if I had mistlefoot it'd be in your ass."
  14. "I wish I had 2,000 feet so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!"
  15. "You're lucky this table is standing between my foot and your ass."
  16. "You know what else is hot? My foot when it's in your ass."
  17. "Well I have a prank too, one where my foot DOESN'T plow through your ass. Let's hope it doesn't go horribly, HORRIBLY wrong!"
  18. "My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass."
  19. "Foots in asses!"
  20. "I can name five toes that are gonna be in your ass."
  21. "You are about to read a book that my foot wrote. It's called "On The Road To In Your Ass."
  22. "If I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass."
  23. "Keep up with the smart mouth and my foot'll be 9/10ths of the way up your ass."
  24. "And I was thinking I could turn your ass into my foot studio."
  25. "It pays my foot not going in your ass."
  26. "Sure, and then I'll light my foot off in your ass."
  27. "Sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs put their foot in your ass."
  28. "Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of my foot in your ass!"
    "Yeah, I can do that too!"