...And one from Kitty.
  1. "You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room."
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  2. "You know, I oughta vandalize your ass with my foot."
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  3. "May I suggest the footing of your ass?"
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  4. "Hey, l'eggo my foot in your ass."
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  5. "Well get it off, or you'll have a classic case of 'foot stuck in ass.'"
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  6. "How would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?"
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  7. "How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?"
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  8. "How about I drive my foot into this thing called your ass?"
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  9. "[There's counseling, hospitalization...] ...my foot kicking your ass..."
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  10. "Get under there or you're gonna get a spider the size of my foot in your ass."
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  11. "So you can either walk out of here on your own or you can hop out of here with my boot in your ass!"
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  12. "You know, we can call in a specialist to find my foot in your ass."
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  13. "Yeah well, if I had mistlefoot it'd be in your ass."
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  14. "I wish I had 2,000 feet so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!"
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  15. "You're lucky this table is standing between my foot and your ass."
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  16. "You know what else is hot? My foot when it's in your ass."
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  17. "Well I have a prank too, one where my foot DOESN'T plow through your ass. Let's hope it doesn't go horribly, HORRIBLY wrong!"
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  18. "My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass."
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  19. "Foots in asses!"
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  20. "I can name five toes that are gonna be in your ass."
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  21. "You are about to read a book that my foot wrote. It's called "On The Road To In Your Ass."
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  22. "If I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass."
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  23. "Keep up with the smart mouth and my foot'll be 9/10ths of the way up your ass."
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  24. "And I was thinking I could turn your ass into my foot studio."
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  25. "It pays my foot not going in your ass."
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  26. "Sure, and then I'll light my foot off in your ass."
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  27. "Sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs put their foot in your ass."
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  28. "Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of my foot in your ass!"
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    "Yeah, I can do that too!"