Things My New Upstairs Neighbors Have Done To Annoy Me So Far

It's only been five days.
  1. Hang out (loudly) on the front porch outside my bedroom window at 1am
  2. Leave the front door of the building propped open
    I don't need anymore drunk people coming in and trying to sleep in our entryway (true story).
  3. Walk around
    I swear, the people who lived above us before had MUCH lighter footfalls.
  4. Play the trumpet
    Of course they play the trumpet. 😑