Reasons My Friends Are Grown Ups vs Reasons I'm Really Not

  1. Three of them have moved in with their partners. I live with my mum, a cat and a turtle.
  2. One of them has a fiancée and is planning a wedding. I have the tinder app.
  3. One of them has her own business. I still work at the same place I started at as a summer job when I was fourteen.
  4. One has a daughter. I have a pet turtle.
  5. They have credit cards. I don't consider myself responsible enough.I have a tendency to buy EVERYTHING.
  6. I recently cried until my mum booked a doctors appointment for me.