Thoughts/ Actions I Had When the Guy Who Turned Me Down Likes My Pretentious Instagram Selfie

SEXY PYJAMAS FTW
  1. This is the selfie. FYI I was being topical/ comical about Victoria's Secret/ attention seeking/ really digging my look
  2. Ooooo look what the cat dragged in!
  3. MISSED YOUR CHANCE MATE.
  4. Bahahahhaha bet you regret saying don't have feelings for me now
  5. *checks his Instagram * feelings come back
  6. Should I like one of his pictures? Is that what I'm supposed to do here? #likeforlike
  7. I'll just like the one of his new car , that's casual right?
  8. *texts best friend to keep her informed*
  9. I mean does he like my picture or 'likkeeee' my picture
  10. Did he like it by accident? Or is he trying to start a relationship with me?
  11. Maybe I should message him
  12. IMAGINE TELLING OUR GRAND KIDS THIS STORY!!
    'How did me and grandpa meet? Funny story kids!' Well.. It all started when he turned me down , then well over a year later he liked my selfie on Instagram so I dm'ed him and the rest is history!
  13. *best friend texts back* But... But... Ok fine I won't do anything....
  14. Unlikes casual car picture
  15. Puts phone down
  16. Carries on with life.
  17. Picks phone back up and writes it all down on list app.....