Things My Therapist Says That Drive Me Insane

  1. "Give me the headline version"
    If it's all the same to you, you're getting the director's cut. This round's on me.
  2. "I'm going to be annoying again"
    Interesting how that doesn't stop you
  3. "Can you sit with even a molecule of that?"
    I haven't a clue what she means by this. No further explanation is ever offered.
  4. "That's a big shift for you"
    Actually this one makes me feel pretty good... 😏
  5. "Let's keep that in a separate bucket"
    It's all related! You're not listening!!!
  6. "Let's just sit with that"
    Do you need a break? Let's take 5.
  7. "You're on the ceiling right now. Can you feel your feet on the ground?"
    I thought you said I was on the ceiling?
  8. "We'll have to save that for next week"
    🙇