LIES

  1. Sticks and stones may break your bones, names will never hurt me
    Not true. About the names. Maybe I am too sensitive.
  2. You can be anything you want
    Doubtful at this point my Olympic dreams could be reality; I also cannot be pope, among other things
  3. This is a meritocracy--your comments are welcome
    Hahaaahaaaa. This is a machine built on favoritism and nepotism. "This" may be applied to many apparatuses.
  4. Mary had a little lamb
    That's a fib; she had two kids though, and one crib