1. It's so good with cheese, butter, or jam.
  2. It has a special photobomb-like cameo in The Graduate
  3. If you toast something you can't tell it wAs ever stale
  4. Toaster-ovens are among my favorite appliances
  5. the reason I did not die of starvation as a kid
  6. OMG i forgot til now the MOST IMPORTANT reason: it's one of Frances' fav foods (I'm talking about the badger/sister of Gloria)
  7. The Virgin Mary sometimes appears on toast
    Suggested by @lauriesandell