Things We've Seen Today Driving From New England to Wisconsin

  1. Very large trucks with guns and pronounced exhaust pipes (Ohio)
  2. Man dressed in sequins from head to toe eating a Chick-fil-a sandwich inside a mall food court (also Ohio)
  3. An entire city engulfed in flames (Gary, Indiana)
  4. Uncle June looking miserable at seven rest areas (everywhere, see photo)
  5. Lots of seemingly unintentional ombré hair styles (all rest areas; i.e. roots)