LIES I HAVE TOLD
- •"Yeah, I finished Anna Karenina. I was very particular about the translation I chose."Got m'self a boyfriend with this one
- •"I love to cook"I love to eat, actually.
- •"I am very detail oriented"I mean, I'm good at making lists.
- •"I took the dog out" (goes back to sleep)Poor pup has learned to hold it on Saturday.
- •"Oh, I have plans, but thanks!"I mean, I do have plans to do nothing.
- •"We watched The Wire this summer"I slept through almost everything in seasons 3th, 4th, and... was there 5th?
- •"I'm trying to eat less meat*"*Except when I am drunk or hungry or just feel like it.