THE GOLDEN CHILD

Uh, that's what we call our dog.
  1. You dare interrupt my slumber?
  2. Duty begets grace, grace begets excellence.
  3. Seek coziness always.
  4. Be not distracted by apple cake.
  5. From your blanket, a window.
  6. You are only as good as your ears by the sea.
  7. Submitting to bath time is a sign of strength, not weakness.
  8. Snooze with abandon.
  9. Snooze with abandon, pt. 2.